10 reasons I think I’m older than 29…

1. Grey hairs are blossoming on my head
2. I use a nose hair trimmer
3. 11:00 p.m is considered a “late night”
4. I find myself complaining about music a lot
5. I have life insurance
6. I have a will… or at least I’m working on one
7. My hip has been giving me trouble lately
8. I think Lincoln Town Cars are sweet
9. I take about 20 vitamins a day
10. A night on the town consists of dinner at 6:00 p.m. and then going home and sleeping.

Yup… I might just be an old man…

On the up side, I have a smokin hot wife who makes me feel younger than I really am. So, that is pretty sweet.

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