A while back I posted a link to help us all with the oh-so-common problem of how to survive a sword fight. Well, today I received more help for life that I felt obligated to pass on… namely, how to survive a freestyle rap battle.
Also, before you go to the link above, please be aware of the following warning that I pulled from the page:
“Spit” as used in the context of this article is a synonym for rapping, not the forcible expulsion of saliva from the mouth. Please do not practice the latter kind of spitting; it does not make you look nearly as cool.